a blue light special in a walmart world

I’m your average everyday Gen X guy. I grew up a latch key kid, played outside until we heard our parents holler for us to come eat supper. How we were able to hear them holler our names from the back porch no matter where we were in the neighborhood I will never know. But we did and we came running. We second-hand smoked a pack and a half a day by the time we were 10 years old. Some of us took it up full time by 12, I never did. So, that’s me, a half cranky old fart caught between the Boomers and Millennials. I’ve got some shit to say about it that will probably piss off both generations but, in true Gen X style, I don’t give a shit.

Buckle up, kids. It’s liable to get a little bumpy.